








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 819 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Esplay | 110 matches | 1,561 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2716 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3412 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4382 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3822 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,804,801 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | GingerNinja | 47% | 246 |
| #6 | CarlFisk | 46% | 187 |
| #7 | ☁ SteveSTARFIGHTER ☁ | 41% | 58 |
| #8 | cobretti | 37% | 59 |
| #9 | ButWhy?! | 31% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GTR ♔ ♕ ♚ ♛ ✌ | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | CarlFisk | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | cobretti | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | GingerNinja | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Toa1337stolen | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GTR ♔ ♕ ♚ ♛ ✌ | 656 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #2 | GingerNinja | 620 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | ☁ SteveSTARFIGHTER ☁ | 194 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Fnizzan | 152 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | CarlFisk | 140 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GTR ♔ ♕ ♚ ♛ ✌ | +2.70 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | Fnizzan | +1.72 | 40 | 61 |
| #3 | finkel | +1.34 | 66 | 63 |
| #4 | ☁ SteveSTARFIGHTER ☁ | -1.06 | 36 | 45 |
| #5 | CarlFisk | -1.29 | 24 | 49 |





