








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 140 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1253 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1785 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2239 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2677 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $836,752 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunkyDuck 乇ÃS𝐲 | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Itssofluffie | 66% | 53 |
| #3 | s0ro | 54% | 185 |
| #4 | LumeN | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | PEETAR- | 50% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | PEETAR- | 50% | 74 |
| #6 | Juda | 49% | 106 |
| #7 | Redumtion | 48% | 46 |
| #8 | Sleepy Joe | 45% | 40 |
| #9 | DaDuro | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sleepy Joe | 14 | 0.0190 |
| #2 | LumeN | 13 | 0.0220 |
| #3 | s0ro | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Itssofluffie | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Juda | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0ro | 540 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Juda | 157 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Sleepy Joe | 139 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | PEETAR- | 119 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Redumtion | 104 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LumeN | +5.82 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | Itssofluffie | +2.86 | 87 | 61 |
| #3 | DaDuro | +2.72 | 75 | 71 |
| #4 | Redumtion | +1.65 | 83 | 58 |
| #5 | Sleepy Joe | +1.46 | 73 | 49 |





