








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 107 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 985 | 24% |
| Smokes | 968 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1342 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 815 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,156 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itssofluffie | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | s0ro | 49% | 106 |
| #3 | Gurbb | 48% | 46 |
| #4 | Juda | 47% | 97 |
| #5 | PEETAR- | 45% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | s0ro | 49% | 106 |
| #3 | Gurbb | 48% | 46 |
| #4 | Juda | 47% | 97 |
| #5 | PEETAR- | 45% | 62 |
| #6 | DaDuro | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0ro | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Gurbb | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Itssofluffie | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0ro | 277 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Juda | 186 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | PEETAR- | 89 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gurbb | 54 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Itssofluffie | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itssofluffie | +2.42 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | DaDuro | +1.53 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | Redumtion | +0.59 | 80 | 59 |
| #4 | s0ro | -0.03 | 67 | 69 |
| #5 | PEETAR- | -0.38 | 70 | 73 |





