








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 85 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1110 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 567 | 21% |
| Smokes | 725 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 877 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 532 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $351,167 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaDuro | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Gurbb | 66% | 53 |
| #3 | s0ro | 62% | 90 |
| #4 | Redumtion | 59% | 49 |
| #5 | Juda | 59% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Gurbb | 66% | 53 |
| #3 | s0ro | 62% | 90 |
| #4 | Redumtion | 59% | 49 |
| #5 | Juda | 59% | 78 |
| #6 | PEETAR- | 57% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gurbb | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | s0ro | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Juda | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Redumtion | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0ro | 239 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Juda | 202 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Redumtion | 113 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gurbb | 99 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | PEETAR- | 60 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaDuro | +3.91 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | Itssofluffie | +2.60 | 85 | 61 |
| #3 | Redumtion | +0.71 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | PEETAR- | +0.16 | 68 | 73 |
| #5 | s0ro | -0.07 | 62 | 71 |





