








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,378 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3748 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3384 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1025 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2221 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $623,979 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xeanox | 556 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #2 | foodbag | 493 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | Smoove97 | 253 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | jaMAN | 185 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Abortion Clinic | 166 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dusty | +3.33 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | Abortion Clinic | +2.13 | 77 | 59 |
| #3 | Foldesi | +1.28 | 57 | 75 |
| #4 | Smoove97 | +1.28 | 72 | 52 |
| #5 | A True Canadian Hero | +0.31 | 71 | 50 |





