








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 542 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4723 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9373 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6830 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5857 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3801 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,411,164 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | climbing | 16 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Abortion Clinic | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Foldesi | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | A True Canadian Hero | 10 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | Lord Fugwaud | 9 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foldesi | 744 | 0.29 | 22 min |
| #2 | foodbag | 517 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #3 | Abortion Clinic | 499 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #4 | Lord Fugwaud | 385 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | jaMAN | 329 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dusty | +3.76 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | Abortion Clinic | +3.52 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | Foldesi | +1.17 | 56 | 75 |
| #4 | Smoove97 | +1.00 | 71 | 53 |
| #5 | Xeanox | +0.97 | 52 | 68 |





