








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2131 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2311 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3474 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2924 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,621,534 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1099 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡♡♡K!ller.Lady*<3 | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | Hossi | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | Aitch en/de | 50% | 115 |
| #4 | omniraid | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | Longs drückt ab und zu | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Aitch en/de | 50% | 115 |
| #4 | omniraid | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | Longs drückt ab und zu | 46% | 24 |
| #6 | IchMagKetchup | 46% | 24 |
| #7 | LogiS | 45% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aitch en/de | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Longs drückt ab und zu | 4 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | LogiS | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | omniraid | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | IchMagKetchup | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aitch en/de | 172 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | LogiS | 96 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Longs drückt ab und zu | 82 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | IchMagKetchup | 52 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | omniraid | 50 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LogiS | +1.32 | 53 | 52 |
| #2 | Longs drückt ab und zu | +0.79 | 46 | 66 |
| #3 | Aitch en/de | +0.54 | 69 | 55 |
| #4 | Hossi | +0.50 | 32 | 47 |
| #5 | IchMagKetchup | -0.41 | 46 | 37 |





