








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,501 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1905 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2866 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2208 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2522 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,026,288 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ✪Ferriwie2k | 54% | 35 |
| #11 | Chiki | 54% | 80 |
| #12 | Swinub | 52% | 27 |
| #13 | Bunnyfasi | 48% | 29 |
| #14 | Inuyasha | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Ferriwie2k | 7 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | Chiki | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Creature_Sliver | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Inuyasha | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Bunnyfasi | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chiki | 284 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | Inuyasha | 212 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | T3Ch | 203 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | JvDM | 189 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #5 | Kappello | 161 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mrk992 | +1.95 | 67 | 48 |
| #2 | Kappello | +1.91 | 62 | 70 |
| #3 | Carrado | +0.60 | 62 | 67 |
| #4 | Inuyasha | +0.56 | 79 | 76 |
| #5 | Swinub | +0.55 | 64 | 68 |





