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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1371 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1053 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1115 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1144 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 596 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $638,325 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 584 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yungdavgod | 61% | 56 |
| #2 | Cetrix | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | TeeJay | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | Dono | 49% | 81 |
| #5 | Komea | 32% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yungdavgod | 61% | 56 |
| #2 | Cetrix | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | TeeJay | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | Dono | 49% | 81 |
| #5 | Komea | 32% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dono | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | yungdavgod | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Komea | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | TeeJay | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dono | 400 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | yungdavgod | 249 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | Cetrix | 227 | 0.34 | 7 min |
| #4 | Komea | 60 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | TeeJay | 23 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cetrix | +2.12 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | Dono | +1.85 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | Next | +1.52 | 84 | 62 |
| #4 | yungdavgod | -0.91 | 62 | 61 |
| #5 | TeeJay | -2.78 | 65 | 51 |





