








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2616 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2045 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 910 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1735 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $818,517 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Electrikey | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | MrFailology | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | Es6x | 49% | 95 |
| #6 | IamSudzy | 48% | 50 |
| #7 | Stewie2Dads | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TIMEZ | 646 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Es6x | 509 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #3 | Stewie2Dads | 212 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | IamSudzy | 142 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Electrikey | 109 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwistedMangos | +3.50 | 92 | 63 |
| #2 | MrFailology | +2.02 | 76 | 72 |
| #3 | TIMEZ | +1.80 | 88 | 57 |
| #4 | IamSudzy | +0.39 | 80 | 65 |
| #5 | Stewie2Dads | +0.37 | 75 | 69 |





