








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1973 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1600 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1321 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1165 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1258 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $567,891 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Curds_nd_weh | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Spitz.Faust | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | Kermie | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | IamSudzy | 58% | 65 |
| #5 | Es6x | 54% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kermie | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | IamSudzy | 58% | 65 |
| #5 | Es6x | 54% | 94 |
| #6 | TIMEZ | 54% | 26 |
| #7 | TwistedMangos | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IamSudzy | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Es6x | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | TIMEZ | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | TwistedMangos | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Es6x | 533 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #2 | IamSudzy | 245 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | TwistedMangos | 180 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #4 | TIMEZ | 52 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Curds_nd_weh | 52 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwistedMangos | +3.94 | 96 | 71 |
| #2 | IamSudzy | +3.12 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | Electrikey | +1.47 | 80 | 60 |
| #4 | TIMEZ | -0.17 | 88 | 57 |
| #5 | Kermie | -0.89 | 77 | 46 |





