








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,381 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 984 | 29% |
| Smokes | 685 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 954 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 758 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $97,040 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Alex -iwnl- | 56% | 25 |
| #8 | Keoz | 55% | 29 |
| #9 | alex? | 53% | 38 |
| #10 | Inginer Budinca | 50% | 6 |
| #11 | claut | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alex? | 7 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Alex -iwnl- | 7 | 0.0131 |
| #3 | Keoz | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | 2 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | moisexy | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alex? | 146 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | moisexy | 145 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Alex -iwnl- | 61 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | 53 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | M1hnea2 | 28 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | +8.51 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | claut | +2.19 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | moisexy | +2.06 | 64 | 70 |
| #4 | Inginer Budinca | +1.86 | 54 | 53 |
| #5 | alex? | +1.68 | 65 | 69 |





