








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 586 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 351 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5616 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3749 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6364 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3214 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3924 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,298,038 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | insaneNESK | 59% | 73 |
| #2 | iLiM.76. | 54% | 39 |
| #3 | net | 53% | 275 |
| #4 | Optix :> | 52% | 193 |
| #5 | Sloth_Daniel | 52% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Pi | 50% | 50 |
| #10 | volizzle | 49% | 47 |
| #11 | Mo_O | 49% | 180 |
| #12 | RonDoeツ | 48% | 75 |
| #13 | Ulti | 47% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/R4mboTV | 13 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | net | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Mo_O | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Optix :> | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | krayzie! | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Optix :> | 708 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | twitch.tv/R4mboTV | 585 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | net | 556 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #4 | krayzie! | 308 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | Mo_O | 256 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _qwertzN | +3.15 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | insaneNESK | +1.87 | 66 | 71 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/R4mboTV | +0.45 | 76 | 68 |
| #4 | net | +0.38 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | Optix :> | -0.49 | 64 | 75 |





