








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 813 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 416 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,461 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6103 | 21% |
| Smokes | 8066 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8131 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6161 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,184,224 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 746 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C Hybrid | 66% | 65 |
| #2 | anon1g | 61% | 89 |
| #3 | Rabid | 59% | 70 |
| #4 | leenanah | 57% | 176 |
| #5 | Rabid | 57% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C Hybrid | 66% | 65 |
| #2 | anon1g | 61% | 89 |
| #3 | Rabid | 59% | 70 |
| #4 | leenanah | 57% | 176 |
| #5 | Rabid | 57% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabid | 16 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | anon1g | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | leenanah | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | C Hybrid | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Rabid | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabid | 592 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | leenanah | 390 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | Rabid | 236 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | anon1g | 143 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | C Hybrid | 91 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabid | +3.31 | 66 | 63 |
| #2 | Rabid | +2.62 | 70 | 61 |
| #3 | leenanah | +1.73 | 67 | 57 |
| #4 | anon1g | +1.51 | 58 | 70 |
| #5 | KingSlayerXX | +0.50 | 44 | 53 |





