








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3048 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,162 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3016 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3026 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3426 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 694 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $469,722 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C Hybrid | 78% | 32 |
| #2 | Rabid | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | master | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | KingSlayerXX | 57% | 176 |
| #5 | ReaperOTG | 55% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | KingSlayerXX | 57% | 176 |
| #5 | ReaperOTG | 55% | 29 |
| #6 | Rabid | 53% | 120 |
| #7 | anon1g | 51% | 71 |
| #8 | Sway_Games | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabid | 13 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | KingSlayerXX | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | anon1g | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | C Hybrid | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | ReaperOTG | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabid | 436 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | KingSlayerXX | 289 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | Rabid | 120 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | anon1g | 115 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sway_Games | 115 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReaperOTG | +3.02 | 72 | 55 |
| #2 | master | +2.29 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | Rabid | +2.19 | 59 | 66 |
| #4 | Rabid | +1.40 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | leenanah | +1.13 | 66 | 58 |





