








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 997 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 130 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5998 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6870 | 22% |
| Smokes | 9850 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 8206 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6960 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,785,031 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingSlayerXX | 61% | 89 |
| #2 | Sway_Games | 59% | 111 |
| #3 | s9 * zAppleShadow | 56% | 116 |
| #4 | ReaperOTG | 55% | 195 |
| #5 | OMFGD | 55% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ReaperOTG | 55% | 195 |
| #5 | OMFGD | 55% | 120 |
| #6 | leenanah | 51% | 71 |
| #7 | pr0ximal | 47% | 81 |
| #8 | 4ktiv | 41% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OMFGD | 20 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | s9 * zAppleShadow | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | ReaperOTG | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Sway_Games | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | KingSlayerXX | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sway_Games | 468 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | ReaperOTG | 415 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | pr0ximal | 376 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #4 | OMFGD | 295 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | s9 * zAppleShadow | 234 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s9 * zAppleShadow | +2.05 | 55 | 64 |
| #2 | ReaperOTG | +2.03 | 71 | 53 |
| #3 | 4ktiv | +0.85 | 59 | 59 |
| #4 | Sway_Games | +0.81 | 61 | 69 |
| #5 | anon1g | +0.63 | 61 | 69 |





