








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3161 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2865 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2692 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2462 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $356,938 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Canina | 28 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Amaranth | 28 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Endy | 9 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | TarzanRifki | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ✪TS | 6 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amaranth | 1424 | 0.32 | 45 min |
| #2 | Canina | 524 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | Endy | 270 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | TarzanRifki | 221 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Xanthiron | 191 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amaranth | +4.93 | 71 | 74 |
| #2 | cionius | +3.63 | 57 | 61 |
| #3 | ✪TS | +1.22 | 58 | 67 |
| #4 | Endy | +0.78 | 37 | 57 |
| #5 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | +0.78 | 60 | 61 |





