








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1247 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,302 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 758 | 23% |
| Smokes | 955 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 770 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 819 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $557,340 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪BiGGa | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Dunkelmaster | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | flashnub~ | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Krokodil Dennis | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | Asuka Langley Sōryū xD | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Krokodil Dennis | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | Asuka Langley Sōryū xD | 56% | 16 |
| #6 | Shadow-Death (Sebi) | 51% | 74 |
| #7 | Frank | 44% | 9 |
| #8 | moni | rapor edildi | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadow-Death (Sebi) | 11 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Krokodil Dennis | 4 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | moni | rapor edildi | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Dunkelmaster | 2 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | flashnub~ | 2 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadow-Death (Sebi) | 186 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | moni | rapor edildi | 125 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | Dunkelmaster | 58 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Krokodil Dennis | 50 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Asuka Langley Sōryū xD | 33 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flashnub~ | +3.93 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | moni | rapor edildi | +2.46 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | Dunkelmaster | +2.30 | 76 | 76 |
| #4 | Frank | +1.33 | 66 | 57 |
| #5 | Shadow-Death (Sebi) | +0.67 | 49 | 53 |





