








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 95 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1125 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,299 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 741 | 32% |
| Smokes | 765 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 528 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 265 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $453,757 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r3albanned | 50% | 12 |
| #2 | VAJICLOCHLP | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | CHURAQ SPUTNIK | 47% | 113 |
| #4 | 🔪𝓷0𝔁𝔂𝔃🔪 | 45% | 38 |
| #5 | M̴a̴t̴y̴ | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🔪𝓷0𝔁𝔂𝔃🔪 | +4.03 | 58 | 30 |
| #2 | r3albanned | +3.15 | 44 | 49 |
| #3 | JupikSKratakem | +0.95 | 40 | 35 |
| #4 | VAJICLOCHLP | -0.78 | 17 | 54 |
| #5 | CHURAQ SPUTNIK | -1.22 | 42 | 52 |





