








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 478 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3740 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3638 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3140 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3878 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $800,172 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ezetapsss | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | WoodZcope | 67% | 46 |
| #3 | Hokusai | 65% | 63 |
| #4 | Ag3NtK | 63% | 253 |
| #5 | Interment | 59% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ag3NtK | 63% | 253 |
| #5 | Interment | 59% | 32 |
| #6 | Tore | 57% | 108 |
| #7 | Derpy | 57% | 44 |
| #8 | GOYO007 Ripelo | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ag3NtK | 37 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Tore | 25 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Hokusai | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Derpy | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | WoodZcope | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ag3NtK | 1805 | 0.34 | 52 min |
| #2 | Tore | 302 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Derpy | 207 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | WoodZcope | 187 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hokusai | 169 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ezetapsss | +2.64 | 88 | 79 |
| #2 | Ag3NtK | +2.22 | 75 | 77 |
| #3 | Rafex78 | +1.88 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | Hokusai | +1.16 | 81 | 53 |
| #5 | WoodZcope | +0.87 | 90 | 60 |





