








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,004 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4445 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3976 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2632 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2951 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,215,255 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 448 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SlickChip | 63% | 59 |
| #2 | flusha | 62% | 121 |
| #3 | GoldenWRLD ♥ | 62% | 78 |
| #4 | lil rigger | 59% | 97 |
| #5 | Crown | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flusha | 812 | 0.33 | 27 min |
| #2 | GoldenWRLD ♥ | 463 | 0.28 | 13 min |
| #3 | queefing bunnies | 433 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #4 | lil rigger | 372 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #5 | SlickChip | 206 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoldenWRLD ♥ | +3.09 | 79 | 89 |
| #2 | Crown | +2.66 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | BobbyShmrdz | +1.03 | 91 | 58 |
| #4 | flusha | +0.82 | 73 | 83 |
| #5 | Shaedy | +0.76 | 62 | 59 |





