








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 665 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 481 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4429 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2737 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2825 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3087 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,618,469 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glase OwO | 50% | 218 |
| #2 | :db: | 50% | 221 |
| #3 | Sum Ting Wong | 49% | 268 |
| #4 | Myst 雨 | 48% | 188 |
| #5 | caileen | 47% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sum Ting Wong | 49% | 268 |
| #4 | Myst 雨 | 48% | 188 |
| #5 | caileen | 47% | 169 |
| #6 | HolyMoly | 46% | 102 |
| #7 | Pai | 42% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Myst 雨 | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Pai | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Glase OwO | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | caileen | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Sum Ting Wong | 4 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :db: | 689 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | Myst 雨 | 640 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #3 | caileen | 510 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #4 | Pai | 500 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #5 | Sum Ting Wong | 477 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caileen | +2.06 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | :db: | +0.78 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | HolyMoly | +0.77 | 82 | 61 |
| #4 | Glase OwO | +0.66 | 69 | 55 |
| #5 | COMMA | +0.30 | 69 | 51 |





