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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 460 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5239 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4727 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5095 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4051 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $929,288 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 558 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๋๋๋๋๋๋ | 76% | 29 |
| #2 | Yuki | 73% | 26 |
| #3 | iXoN | 71% | 31 |
| #4 | H7per | 68% | 25 |
| #5 | Pointer | 68% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ム | 13 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | gerzy | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | ๋๋๋๋๋๋ | 5 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | b m u R | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | H7per | 4 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ム | 649 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #2 | gerzy | 285 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | Klani | 147 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | ๋๋๋๋๋๋ | 139 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kenneth | 138 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๋๋๋๋๋๋ | +2.68 | 92 | 59 |
| #2 | ム | +2.67 | 81 | 71 |
| #3 | H7per | +2.55 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | Pointer | +2.13 | 84 | 64 |
| #5 | gerzy | +0.32 | 69 | 67 |





