








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1014 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 158 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6662 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14685 | 42% |
| Smokes | 7049 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 12242 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1180 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,097,950 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๋๋๋๋๋๋ | 72% | 54 |
| #2 | Pointer | 70% | 70 |
| #3 | Heros5k | 69% | 42 |
| #4 | ム | 66% | 102 |
| #5 | iXoN | 63% | 219 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | gerzy | 63% | 308 |
| #7 | Aesop | 60% | 47 |
| #8 | H7per | 57% | 96 |
| #9 | b m u R | 56% | 167 |
| #10 | HAISEKANACKI | 50% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gerzy | 93 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | ๋๋๋๋๋๋ | 30 | 0.0288 |
| #3 | b m u R | 24 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | ム | 11 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | iXoN | 10 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gerzy | 1181 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #2 | HAISEKANACKI | 563 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | ム | 341 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | iXoN | 307 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | H7per | 242 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๋๋๋๋๋๋ | +3.88 | 95 | 52 |
| #2 | Heros5k | +3.39 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | iXoN | +3.14 | 79 | 48 |
| #4 | ム | +2.94 | 84 | 68 |
| #5 | Pointer | +2.89 | 74 | 59 |





