








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 874 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 630 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




110 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,569 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6415 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4073 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5759 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3322 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,284,938 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | areax | 59% | 88 |
| #2 | steel | 59% | 75 |
| #3 | Litmus | 57% | 138 |
| #4 | a$$reax (real) (lost saneness) | 44% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | areax | 59% | 88 |
| #2 | steel | 59% | 75 |
| #3 | Litmus | 57% | 138 |
| #4 | a$$reax (real) (lost saneness) | 44% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a$$reax (real) (lost saneness) | 10 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Litmus | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | areax | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | steel | 5 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Litmus | 490 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | steel | 321 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | areax | 113 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | a$$reax (real) (lost saneness) | 92 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steel | +2.69 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | ra1 | +2.19 | 87 | 54 |
| #3 | Litmus | +1.16 | 82 | 68 |
| #4 | areax | +0.55 | 78 | 47 |
| #5 | a$$reax (real) (lost saneness) | -2.09 | 73 | 31 |





