








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 183 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Esplay | 20 matches | 1,363 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,901 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 770 | 20% |
| Smokes | 955 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 985 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1191 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $797,714 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Za | 50% | 36 |
| #2 | Force of Lightning | 50% | 52 |
| #3 | 0hlma | 41% | 51 |
| #4 | OldManPat | 41% | 61 |
| #5 | Nwl | 40% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nwl | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | 0hlma | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OldManPat | 267 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | Force of Lightning | 228 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Nwl | 163 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | 0hlma | 93 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Za | 62 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nwl | +2.98 | 55 | 72 |
| #2 | Force of Lightning | +2.04 | 54 | 74 |
| #3 | OldManPat | +0.84 | 59 | 77 |
| #4 | Za | -1.03 | 70 | 60 |
| #5 | 0hlma | -1.56 | 35 | 60 |





