








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1546 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1174 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1084 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1341 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $804,615 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Draik | 79% | 34 |
| #2 | □ | 78% | 18 |
| #3 | FluorineUraniumCarbonPotassiumU | 77% | 95 |
| #4 | june | 75% | 55 |
| #5 | Goldonoodle | 69% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FluorineUraniumCarbonPotassiumU | +5.61 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | vinny | +5.52 | 85 | 66 |
| #3 | Joe Biden | +4.08 | 79 | 52 |
| #4 | Draik | +3.48 | 79 | 56 |
| #5 | n40m1 | +3.02 | 79 | 61 |





