








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 797 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1872 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1559 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1525 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1261 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $576,817 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n40m1 | 270 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | □ | 130 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | june | 81 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Draik | 73 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Goldonoodle | 55 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FluorineUraniumCarbonPotassiumU | +5.72 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | Random | +4.39 | 83 | 7 |
| #3 | □ | +3.75 | 83 | 70 |
| #4 | june | +2.45 | 73 | 58 |
| #5 | n40m1 | +2.44 | 78 | 62 |





