








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 804 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 25 | 3% |
| Smokes | 205 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 334 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 240 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,568 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tupsu Taksel | 86 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | Villi Mies | 65 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Suur Papa | 18 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Abigail -25% | 18 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #5 | J.E.J | 16 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andr3w | +3.45 | 78 | 71 |
| #2 | Abigail -25% | +3.23 | 69 | 65 |
| #3 | Villi Mies | +2.06 | 72 | 51 |
| #4 | Suur Papa | +1.80 | 61 | 49 |
| #5 | J.E.J | +1.61 | 57 | 54 |





