








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 383 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5965 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3680 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4731 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2446 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,181,948 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 400 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KILLERKIISU | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | ErkkiT | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | nO buenO | 60% | 50 |
| #4 | Kraz1S | 58% | 33 |
| #5 | ErkkiT | 54% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | muki | 43% | 40 |
| #13 | ꧁༺BⱠi₮Ⱬ༻꧂ | 41% | 105 |
| #14 | Char | 39% | 44 |
| #15 | CM | 37% | 41 |
| #16 | Hennuuu | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurwa Bober | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | ꧁༺BⱠi₮Ⱬ༻꧂ | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | AnjaT | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | M1kstarFTW | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Hennuuu | 6 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁༺BⱠi₮Ⱬ༻꧂ | 232 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | MaVeRiC | 194 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | muki | 177 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | MarkuT | 151 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Kurwa Bober | 136 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ErkkiT | +3.34 | 55 | 69 |
| #2 | Kraz1S | +0.91 | 53 | 40 |
| #3 | MaVeRiC | +0.76 | 50 | 69 |
| #4 | TEHU | +0.49 | 54 | 61 |
| #5 | ErkkiT | +0.49 | 51 | 68 |





