








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1131 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2761 | 12% |
| Smokes | 6799 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4753 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7912 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,867,983 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | sterfesh | 47% | 110 |
| #5 | Jamo | 47% | 290 |
| #6 | Kit0xX | 46% | 132 |
| #7 | ツ Escaper ⛟ | 45% | 76 |
| #8 | 𝄞 Shaddiix ♫ d(-_-)b ♫ | 43% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamo | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | 𝄞 Shaddiix ♫ d(-_-)b ♫ | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | HotDog_Its_Dog | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Kit0xX | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Ruler | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamo | 443 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #2 | sterfesh | 276 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Kit0xX | 242 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | HotDog_Its_Dog | 210 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ruler | 170 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamo | +2.07 | 57 | 57 |
| #2 | 𝄞 Shaddiix ♫ d(-_-)b ♫ | +1.51 | 77 | 46 |
| #3 | sterfesh | +1.19 | 61 | 73 |
| #4 | HotDog_Its_Dog | +1.02 | 64 | 55 |
| #5 | ツ Escaper ⛟ | +0.41 | 52 | 74 |





