








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 449 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,818 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2556 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3244 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4568 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4450 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $610,981 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 473 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Панда | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | 2ck Bob | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | nofrag | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | skytidx8 | 54% | 96 |
| #5 | Ninzahh ♿ | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skytidx8 | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Mickey | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | nofrag | 5 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | Панда | 3 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | sterfesh | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skytidx8 | 330 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | Mickey | 97 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | nofrag | 97 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | sterfesh | 61 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Панда | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skytidx8 | +3.88 | 84 | 69 |
| #2 | nofrag | +3.20 | 78 | 66 |
| #3 | Kit0xX | +1.29 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | Панда | +0.20 | 87 | 57 |
| #5 | Mickey | -0.69 | 61 | 42 |





