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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
703 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 677 | 30% |
| Smokes | 351 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 690 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 554 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $262,459 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deadly | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | targonca60 | 62% | 42 |
| #3 | fasthand | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | Déjà vu | 59% | 34 |
| #5 | Bigboyyahurd | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | fasthand | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | Déjà vu | 59% | 34 |
| #5 | Bigboyyahurd | 57% | 21 |
| #6 | şeytani lecso | 54% | 13 |
| #7 | Azriel Katsuo | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | targonca60 | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Bigboyyahurd | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Déjà vu | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | fasthand | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Deadly | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | targonca60 | 167 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | Déjà vu | 103 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Deadly | 89 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| #4 | fasthand | 65 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Azriel Katsuo | 32 | 0.35 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Déjà vu | +6.83 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | Deadly | +3.27 | 85 | 69 |
| #3 | Bigboyyahurd | +1.44 | 81 | 52 |
| #4 | targonca60 | -0.53 | 46 | 67 |
| #5 | ✪ InfuriatingBean2011 ⛟ | -0.53 | 79 | 64 |





