








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 590 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 337 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 277 | 5% |
| Smokes | 931 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2491 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 2058 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,464,113 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yare Yare Daze | 56% | 122 |
| #2 | Maxifly | 53% | 66 |
| #3 | Pho3n1Xx | 50% | 60 |
| #4 | KI||I3unn1 | 50% | 66 |
| #5 | Пальма Mutter | 48% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | KI||I3unn1 | 50% | 66 |
| #5 | Пальма Mutter | 48% | 207 |
| #6 | mariusz tabaka | 47% | 116 |
| #7 | Ljap | 45% | 119 |
| #8 | 0p3x_363t | 44% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mariusz tabaka | 14 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Пальма Mutter | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Pho3n1Xx | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | 0p3x_363t | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Ljap | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пальма Mutter | 521 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | Yare Yare Daze | 314 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ljap | 273 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Maxifly | 259 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | 0p3x_363t | 121 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KI||I3unn1 | +4.21 | 74 | 57 |
| #2 | Maxifly | +3.16 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | Pho3n1Xx | +0.85 | 53 | 45 |
| #4 | soul 是不存在 | +0.53 | 27 | 29 |
| #5 | Пальма Mutter | -0.02 | 29 | 43 |





