








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 498 | 21% |
| Smokes | 618 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 671 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 618 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $405,674 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klaasnikov | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | Vincentosz | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | Itua | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | nekowa | 57% | 28 |
| #5 | RamboNegev- | 55% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klaasnikov | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | Vincentosz | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | Itua | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | nekowa | 57% | 28 |
| #5 | RamboNegev- | 55% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RamboNegev- | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RamboNegev- | 191 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | Klaasnikov | 106 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | nekowa | 89 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Itua | 27 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Vincentosz | 25 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itua | +1.89 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | nekowa | +0.94 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | RamboNegev- | +0.77 | 62 | 58 |
| #4 | Klaasnikov | +0.45 | 63 | 75 |
| #5 | Vincentosz | -0.00 | 53 | 58 |





