








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 526 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 243 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1872 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1180 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1848 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 198 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 1315 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,096,995 of utility $293 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haamu | 57% | 60 |
| #2 | hEATZIE | 53% | 260 |
| #3 | AndiHypeX_TTV | 53% | 38 |
| #4 | Kasper | 31% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haamu | 57% | 60 |
| #2 | hEATZIE | 53% | 260 |
| #3 | AndiHypeX_TTV | 53% | 38 |
| #4 | Kasper | 31% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hEATZIE | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | haamu | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Kasper | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hEATZIE | 757 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #2 | Kasper | 81 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | AndiHypeX_TTV | 68 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | haamu | 60 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hEATZIE | +7.51 | 98 | 58 |
| #2 | haamu | +4.28 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | AndiHypeX_TTV | -2.73 | 47 | 50 |
| #4 | Trithi | -3.11 | 21 | 41 |
| #5 | Kasper | -5.08 | 27 | 52 |





