








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1588 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,356 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2569 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3064 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 744 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1979 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,350,824 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haamu | 57% | 90 |
| #2 | AndiHypeX_TTV | 56% | 54 |
| #3 | Trithi | 53% | 260 |
| #4 | Kasper | 32% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haamu | 57% | 90 |
| #2 | AndiHypeX_TTV | 56% | 54 |
| #3 | Trithi | 53% | 260 |
| #4 | Kasper | 32% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trithi | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | haamu | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Kasper | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trithi | 285 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kasper | 97 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | haamu | 85 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | AndiHypeX_TTV | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hEATZIE | +6.96 | 98 | 56 |
| #2 | haamu | +3.25 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | AndiHypeX_TTV | -2.45 | 48 | 49 |
| #4 | Trithi | -4.39 | 18 | 40 |
| #5 | Kasper | -4.99 | 26 | 50 |





