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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 457 matches | 1,714 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,759 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4296 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3437 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4905 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4121 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,727,259 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charles INgvar | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | Torsten | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | KurumiChan | 55% | 31 |
| #4 | elhug0 | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | sexy steve | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ✩Rackelmacka✩ | 51% | 41 |
| #7 | Hurricane™ | 47% | 70 |
| #8 | ♡HaMpUzZy69♡ | 45% | 80 |
| #9 | annamaria | 44% | 103 |
| #10 | LeEliazJames | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✩Rackelmacka✩ | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | annamaria | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | LeEliazJames | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | ♡HaMpUzZy69♡ | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Hurricane™ | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | annamaria | 277 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | LeEliazJames | 215 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | ♡HaMpUzZy69♡ | 138 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Hurricane™ | 111 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Torsten | 106 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Torsten | +8.07 | 91 | 75 |
| #2 | KurumiChan | +4.50 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | elhug0 | +3.80 | 85 | 61 |
| #4 | Hurricane™ | +3.49 | 94 | 45 |
| #5 | ✩Rackelmacka✩ | +0.51 | 75 | 37 |





