








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 567 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 206 matches | ||
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,827 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2768 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2297 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3635 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2127 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,455,684 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 609 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | URGIRLSFAVORITEGAMER | 44% | 298 |
| #4 | Cinny | 44% | 232 |
| #5 | GirthQuake | 43% | 161 |
| #6 | 21 Cabbage | 40% | 85 |
| #7 | {TM}XxSRGPASTRIESxX | 39% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | URGIRLSFAVORITEGAMER | 40 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Cinny | 22 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | {TM}XxSRGPASTRIESxX | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | GirthQuake | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | 21 Cabbage | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cinny | 591 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | URGIRLSFAVORITEGAMER | 454 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #3 | GirthQuake | 412 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | {TM}XxSRGPASTRIESxX | 187 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | 21 Cabbage | 151 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cinny | +1.89 | 59 | 68 |
| #2 | iQuack | +1.76 | 57 | 64 |
| #3 | URGIRLSFAVORITEGAMER | -0.18 | 44 | 73 |
| #4 | 21 Cabbage | -1.03 | 63 | 51 |
| #5 | GirthQuake | -1.81 | 26 | 63 |





