








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2008 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1839 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2060 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2363 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1374 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,148,354 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anarkia | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | wTy | 56% | 68 |
| #3 | jöpsykkä | 54% | 134 |
| #4 | oke | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | vidduonni | 52% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jöpsykkä | 22 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | skai | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Laska | 10 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Ш. =D | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | vidduonni | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jöpsykkä | 491 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | Laska | 468 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #3 | vidduonni | 367 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #4 | wTy | 271 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #5 | Ш. =D | 249 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skai | +3.15 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | jöpsykkä | +2.93 | 91 | 70 |
| #3 | Ш. =D | +2.44 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | wTy | +0.93 | 79 | 73 |
| #5 | RMELO/W/ | +0.45 | 83 | 76 |





