








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1384 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1730 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1244 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1229 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1389 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $427,262 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jöpsykkä | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | jarNzgator | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | jNN | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | skai | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | RMELO/W/ | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jöpsykkä | 308 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | vidduonni | 273 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #3 | jarNzgator | 225 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ш. =D | 162 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | jNN | 145 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skai | +2.94 | 88 | 57 |
| #2 | jöpsykkä | +2.45 | 91 | 76 |
| #3 | Ш. =D | +1.97 | 84 | 67 |
| #4 | wTy | +1.45 | 81 | 70 |
| #5 | keks | +1.38 | 68 | 64 |





