








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,787 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2398 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3162 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3457 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2770 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $866,401 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Medusa | 55% | 49 |
| #2 | Syan | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | GrayshaValor | 50% | 60 |
| #4 | thecentraldogma | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | Cadet | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | chipper412 | 42% | 57 |
| #8 | Xiel | 41% | 56 |
| #9 | rockretep | 33% | 27 |
| #10 | AgentKiri | 26% | 23 |
| #11 | EdoKara | 23% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fruity Durruti | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Xiel | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | chipper412 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | GrayshaValor | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | thecentraldogma | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fruity Durruti | 492 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | chipper412 | 219 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | GrayshaValor | 182 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | EdoKara | 58 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Xiel | 56 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrayshaValor | +2.90 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | chipper412 | +2.74 | 85 | 72 |
| #3 | Medusa | +1.19 | 71 | 44 |
| #4 | ZarM | +1.05 | 68 | 67 |
| #5 | Fruity Durruti | +0.63 | 55 | 69 |





