








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1510 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 823 matches | ||
| Faceit | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10754 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,204 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4900 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5810 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6846 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5648 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,868,046 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1092 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BAGELS- | 58% | 88 |
| #2 | kabLe | 56% | 95 |
| #3 | uG.Railroad | 55% | 286 |
| #4 | tarquin | 54% | 71 |
| #5 | bdizzle™∞105ms | 48% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uG.Railroad | 1339 | 0.23 | 37 min |
| #2 | bdizzle™∞105ms | 653 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | BAGELS- | 491 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #4 | damn|acee | 484 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #5 | kabLe | 214 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BAGELS- | +1.79 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | uG.Railroad | +1.27 | 78 | 63 |
| #3 | tarquin | +1.26 | 81 | 57 |
| #4 | nok | +1.12 | 80 | 40 |
| #5 | bdizzle™∞105ms | -0.29 | 59 | 62 |





