








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1647 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2565 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2869 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2651 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $655,513 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IronDuD3 | 54% | 48 |
| #2 | ♕ En℣y † | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | IronDuD3@KillingsprEE | 42% | 24 |
| #4 | Kampfzwerg | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IronDuD3 | 54% | 48 |
| #2 | ♕ En℣y † | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | IronDuD3@KillingsprEE | 42% | 24 |
| #4 | Kampfzwerg | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IronDuD3 | 16 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | IronDuD3@KillingsprEE | 4 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Kampfzwerg | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | ♕ En℣y † | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IronDuD3 | 197 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | IronDuD3@KillingsprEE | 97 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | ♕ En℣y † | 27 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kampfzwerg | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IronDuD3 | +2.75 | 44 | 61 |
| #2 | IronDuD3@KillingsprEE | +2.75 | 53 | 55 |
| #3 | ♕ En℣y † | +2.38 | 52 | 60 |
| #4 | RobG ツ | +0.86 | 42 | 61 |
| #5 | Kampfzwerg | -6.43 | 18 | 7 |





