








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 788 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 545 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2693 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2775 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2075 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 5651 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 3293 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,836,424 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 526 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Shibby | 45% | 65 |
| #7 | Demokratisierer | 40% | 48 |
| #8 | IronDuD3@KillingsprEE | 37% | 81 |
| #9 | The Holy BREAD | 36% | 114 |
| #10 | Recaro | 20% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IronDuD3 | 61 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | The Holy BREAD | 31 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | Duck-Norris | 27 | 0.0217 |
| #4 | Benihipe | 26 | 0.0216 |
| #5 | IronDuD3@KillingsprEE | 16 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IronDuD3 | 1121 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #2 | The Holy BREAD | 404 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | valnaR# | 315 | 0.33 | 8 min |
| #4 | Duck-Norris | 299 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #5 | IronDuD3@KillingsprEE | 296 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | valnaR# | +5.48 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | IronDuD3@KillingsprEE | +4.71 | 52 | 57 |
| #3 | Benihipe | +4.66 | 56 | 57 |
| #4 | IronDuD3 | +4.57 | 50 | 64 |
| #5 | Duck-Norris | +4.22 | 50 | 64 |





