








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1988 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,802 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1582 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1649 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1490 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2081 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $467,009 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sbeep | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Kyrus | 56% | 87 |
| #3 | fff | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | deker | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | leey | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sbeep | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Kyrus | 56% | 87 |
| #3 | fff | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | deker | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | leey | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fff | 7 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | deker | 3 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Kyrus | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | sbeep | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fff | 217 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | sbeep | 79 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kyrus | 35 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | deker | 24 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | leey | 16 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sbeep | +2.00 | 59 | 63 |
| #2 | poiso | +1.28 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | deker | +1.01 | 73 | 43 |
| #4 | fff | +0.66 | 60 | 67 |
| #5 | leey | -1.75 | 66 | 64 |





