








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,951 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1985 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1867 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 999 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2100 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $591,868 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 360 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Fede | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | Xantanax | 47% | 17 |
| #6 | deker | 33% | 30 |
| #7 | Bickie | 31% | 16 |
| #8 | Tommi | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Palace king | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Fede | 5 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | deker | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | dema | 3 | 0.0123 |
| #5 | Bickie | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fede | +4.05 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | Xantanax | +1.93 | 66 | 66 |
| #3 | deker | +0.48 | 66 | 51 |
| #4 | Bickie | +0.45 | 75 | 68 |
| #5 | Palace king | +0.34 | 86 | 50 |





