








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
833 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,372 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 989 | 29% |
| Smokes | 928 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 613 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 842 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $186,974 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LilAziz | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | vezac | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | Alexey | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | Spongebob | 59% | 59 |
| #5 | chad powers | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | chad powers | 57% | 14 |
| #6 | Bounty | 57% | 65 |
| #7 | Millasaurus | 56% | 18 |
| #8 | π»πΈπ | 52% | 27 |
| #9 | Mr.krabs | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bounty | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Mr.krabs | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | π»πΈπ | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bounty | 188 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Spongebob | 85 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | vezac | 74 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | π»πΈπ | 44 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mr.krabs | 38 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spongebob | +3.21 | 76 | 50 |
| #2 | Bounty | +2.70 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | Alexey | +0.39 | 81 | 61 |
| #4 | vezac | +0.36 | 66 | 55 |
| #5 | chad powers | +0.34 | 55 | 76 |





