








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 608 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2707 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 269 | 16% |
| Smokes | 466 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 145 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 769 | 47% |
Our logs show you have wasted $262,133 of utility $36 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 991 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | negromancer | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Solana | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | 5000hrs on Nuke | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | Jimmo | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | SneakOrDestroy | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | negromancer | +8.28 | 93 | 51 |
| #2 | Jimmo | +7.90 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | torb | +6.26 | 77 | 44 |
| #4 | 5000hrs on Nuke | +5.68 | 83 | 42 |
| #5 | Solana | +5.25 | 85 | 23 |





