








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 368 | 29% |
| Smokes | 409 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 160 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 339 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $116,985 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viagraddict | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | NTHasu | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Filpsterr | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | PargasSimpen cs.money | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | Tobba | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | affepoika | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | PargasSimpen cs.money | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Lil Muhis | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | affepoika | 59 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Filpsterr | 23 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Tobba | 20 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ray | 20 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #5 | PargasSimpen cs.money | 18 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ray | +3.38 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | Filpsterr | +3.25 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | Viagraddict | +1.81 | 68 | 73 |
| #4 | NTHasu | +1.79 | 77 | 73 |
| #5 | Lil Muhis | +1.78 | 61 | 60 |





